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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but don’t point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere but call it a haemorrhoid when it’s in your ass?
Why does your Ob-Gyn leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect whiled Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, vegetable oil from vegetables, sunflower oil from sunflowers, olive oil from olives … what is baby oil made from?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but don’t point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere but call it a haemorrhoid when it’s in your ass?
Why does your Ob-Gyn leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect whiled Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, vegetable oil from vegetables, sunflower oil from sunflowers, olive oil from olives … what is baby oil made from?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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